I got a chuckle thinking about the things I thought I'd never do before I got dogs.
--I never in a million years thought I'd pick up poop with nothing but a small baggie on my hand. In fact, the first time I did that, I almost barfed.
--TMI, but I also never thought I'd have to hand-cut/pick out dingleberries on my curly-coated beasts. YUCK.
--I never thought I'd sleep with an animal. Much less two animals, stretching out full-length, taking up most of the bed, and farting up a storm.
--Speaking of farts. I never thought I'd say "Aw, little gassy boy!" in an affectionate voice when the animal lets go with a truly hideous, rotten-bologna-smelling one...the kind you have to light a Glade candle for.
--I never thought I'd let an animal lick me on the mouth.
--I never thought I'd brush my hair (thoughtlessly, but still--I wasn't too concerned) with a brush I'd used on the dogs.
--I never thought I'd be eating a sandwich, see my dog take a bite of it out of the corner of my eye while I'm in the kitchen getting a soda...then shrug and eat the sandwich anyway.
Anyone else want to chime in?
