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In a similar vein to post #47...
One day in school the teacher decided to play a letter/word association game.
"I'll say a letter, and you tell me something that starts with that letter. Does anyone know a word that starts with the letter 'A'?"
Johnny raises his hand, but the teacher knows all too well what word Johnny is thinking of. She calls on Mary.
"'A' is for 'apple'", says Mary.
"That's very good mary", the teacher exclaims. "Who knows a word that starts with 'B'?"
Johnny's hand shoots into the air, his face painted with excitement.
Seeing Johnny, but thinking the better of it, the teacher calls on Sam.
"'B' is for 'boy'", Sam says proudly.
This carries on throughout the alphabet, with Johnny getting increasingly excited by the letters C, D, F, and S, and many in between.
Finally they get to the letter W. No one raises their hand. After a slight pause, Johnny's hand slowly raises. The teacher thinks thru the list of naughty words she knows and none of them start with a W. Since Johnny is still the only child with his hand in the air, she reluctantly calls his name.
"OK, Johnny... what's a word that starts with 'W'?"
Johnny beams, "Womb!"
Relieved, she says, "That's fantastic Johnny... Womb... the part inside a mommy where babies grow".
Johnny, puzzled, says, "Where babies grow? No... I'm talking about WOMB!", gesturing by sticking his arms out and jerking them back to his body over and over. "You know... like two elephants fuckin'! WHOOM! WHOOM! WHOOM!"
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