Originally Posted by willravel

I've programmed the alarm on my computer to say, in the infamous voice of Hal 9000 from 2001, "Goodmorning, Will. The current time is seven AM. It is time to wake up. What are you doing, Will? I'm afraid. I'm afraid. Will, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you." Then it does a bad rendition of Daisey as it shuts down. The nice thing is, I'm a big enough nerd to where this is funny every morning.