ShaniFaye

The pre-surgery nightmares have started....I cant go to sleep without having them...so to make me feel better and to help with the "freaking out" here is a list of just a few of the things I will not miss after the surgery:

I won't miss realizing I'm leaning the breasts on the table or desk

I won't miss not being able to find clothes that fit right.

I won't miss having to lift my boobs and carry them with me when I turn over in bed

I won't miss dressing frumpy because all my shirts looked like tents

I won't miss having to straddle my boobs over my thigh to dry my feet

I won't miss the feeling of sweat underneath and having to wipe it before putting my bra on when getting ready in the morning

I won't miss the breakdowns in various department store because nothing fits

I won't miss not being able to wrap a towel around myself after a shower

I won't miss worrying if my nipples are showing, because they are pointing straight down, or in different directions. Because my large heavy breasts just hang down

I won't miss accidentally bumping into someone's arm with them

I won't miss never being able to see where I walk and tripping over everything

I won't miss underwires or the marks from them that won't go away

I won't miss Dave accidentally laying/or pinching them when he tries to snuggle with me in bed

I won't miss those 2 little dots that show between your boobs because your ill fitting bra pokes the front part of your underwire forward

I won't miss not being able to see the TV when I'm lying on my back

I won't miss lifting my boobs up in the shower to wash carefully underneath

I won't miss my mammograms taking ten times longer than everyone else's because my breasts fall over the sides of the glass plate and constantly have to be readjusted by the technician

I won't miss having to listen to my small-chested friends say "you are so LUCKY to have boobs" .. as they sit in their cute little spaghetti strap tops and halter tops

I won't miss hating every picture I see of myself and every mirror reflection, because all I can see is boobs

I wont miss the back, shoulder and neck pain, the indents on my shoulders, the migraine headaches

I won't miss having to pay more for bras because I have to have such a bigger size

I won't miss not being able to really excercise because of the pain

I will need to buy a new dress for this years company xmas party....and not have to wear the same old tired frumpy one and wonder if people remember it!!!!

I am sure there are more things, but this is enough for right now

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!