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Old 10-10-2006, 10:25 AM   #22 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Originally Posted by reconmike
Not only should the fence go up, but we should dig 20 foot wide punji pits on our side also. So if they do happen to get over the fence the will either have to pole vault or catapault themselves over the pits.
And with the security cameras around we should put it on pay-per-view to help defer the costs of maintainence.
I would pay $20 bucks to see the agony of defeat.
$20 a night...or $20 bucks a month?
Of course, if they actually clear it, we could offer them instant citizenship...as an enticement?

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Originally Posted by roachboy
landmines....
you would put fucking land mines along the border?


and then----as if that was not enough----we also get the notion of some kind of world war 1 trench war contraption be built that would provide the real sociopaths with spectator sport--maybe pay the 20 bucks and drink a few dozen pbrs while you watch some poor person twitch about on a wooden stake--o ha ha look that must be agony, pass me another beer will you?
Of course...no one made then try to vault the fence. You know the risk, you take your chances.
And as far as providing the real sociopaths with spectator sports...what do you think NASCAR is? The thrill of watching cars going around in a circle? No, it's the thrill of the expectation of a firey crash. Welcome to the coluseum.
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