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Originally Posted by _God_
a) Not a great plan for dancing with Aunt Martha at the wedding. Unless you live in Alabama. And unless she's got a good rack.   |
Nah, still not a problem. Left hand in her right, right hand on her hip, just kinda shiffle your feet without moving. I've dance with plenty of little guys in my time, and none of them could actually dance, but it didn't matter. I'd sometimes chaperone the dances at my middle school, and I'd kinda do the shuffle and sway type thing with the sixth and seventh grade boys. It was very cute.
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b) I will acknowledge you as a genius if you'll tell me a good way to get the hell off the dance floor after the slow song ends.
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Turn and walk back to your seat.
Gilda