Wow, how sad... I would think a well known multitalented person such as yourself would enjoy being surrounded by people with the ability to better understand greatness. Just think! Being able to be around people one doesnt have to :redneck" explanations to. Dues are so very cheap. Abouts $50 if memory serves. Much less than a book for a class or even a parking pass from back in those college days.
I understand though, I think, with all the continuing education classes and seminars that a career such as yours demands. At least they seem to offer them all around the same times and same times of week to make them easier to attend.
As Kermit the frog once said... its not easy being green.
Mr. Devil? When is your big day?