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SirLance · 10-02-2006, 10:08 PM

One for the Brewmeister... albeit not a dirty old man joke.

Morrie, a retired pitcher from the Texas Rangers, and Howie, a retired first baseman from the Cincinnati Reds are sitting on the porch one day, at the MLB retirement home.

They're discussing the afterlife. They wonder, "Is there baseball in heaven?"

They make a pact. If possible, the first one to pass will come back and tell the other if there's baseball in heaven.

Sadly, Howie passes shortly thereafter.

Sitting alone on the porch, Morrie is missing his old friend, when, suddenly, he hears a voice...

"Morrie... Morrie!"

"Howie! Is that you!"

"Yeah, Morrie, it's me."

"Howie, I gotta know... is there baseball in heaven?"

"Morrie, there's good news and bad news. The good news is, there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is, you're pitching Tuesday."

10-02-2006, 10:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	At the MLB retirement home One for the Brewmeister... albeit not a dirty old man joke. Morrie, a retired pitcher from the Texas Rangers, and Howie, a retired first baseman from the Cincinnati Reds are sitting on the porch one day, at the MLB retirement home. They're discussing the afterlife. They wonder, "Is there baseball in heaven?" They make a pact. If possible, the first one to pass will come back and tell the other if there's baseball in heaven. Sadly, Howie passes shortly thereafter. Sitting alone on the porch, Morrie is missing his old friend, when, suddenly, he hears a voice... "Morrie... Morrie!" "Howie! Is that you!" "Yeah, Morrie, it's me." "Howie, I gotta know... is there baseball in heaven?" "Morrie, there's good news and bad news. The good news is, there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is, you're pitching Tuesday." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.