Oh Ustwo, but didn't you know that the writer's attempt to maintain a vertical slant
clearly reflects his effort to adopt a "detached or impersonal attitude, positively characterized by independence and restraint, but negatively by self-centeredness and rigidity." And of course, "this aloof and impartial demeanor,
reinforced by wide spacing between lines, reveals someone resisting the influence of both outside forces and inner emotions, preferring to rely on reason. His is an artificial or escapist attitude, including suppression of emotion rather than absence of emotion."
Sounds scientifically verifiable to me. DUH!
Phrenology, handwriting analysis, physcology, religion.. the list goes on. They can be useful, helping us to make a decision we wouldn't otherewise make - but they're far from definitive, accurate, or universally applicable. I've still got QuackWatch bookmarked, at any rate.
