Are there restrictions on this? I mean, I saw the Thighmaster thing, but do we need to be "intelligent" in the standard sense of the word? I'm inclined to say some kind of plant, like a Philodendron. Thrives in sub-tropics, just animate enough to make you wonder how intelligent they really are (air-roots are crazy), and I figure they live long enough to give you some outlook.
If we're restricted to "creatures" of a type, I supposed I'd go with an owl of some sort. Nocturnal predatory bird...flight, rodent eating (yum...don't judge me), and I would finally be able to pull off a decent 'The Exorcist' impression.
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