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Old 09-28-2006, 10:08 PM   #105 (permalink)
KeyserSoze
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I'm a smoker and figure if i'm going to DIE then it's going to be on my terms...oh by the way, "How ya all been? Long time no post)

I do my best to not smoke around others that don't like it and I always ask if it bothers them, if they say yes I don't light up. I never smoke around a child...EVER!!!

Now what I don't like is being treated like shit because I smoke especially from those who think they have all the answers for everyone elses issues yet they can't pay attention long enough to understand that there are bigger issues in this worlld besides smokers that are far more dangerous.

Sorry, I will BE GOING THE FUCK OFF as this subject pisses me off...ESPECIALLY when they are going to vote ANOTHER TAX on my little habit.

Let's see now, Oh..I remember about five to six years ago here in California when Rob (MEATHEAD)Reiner came up with a 50 cent tax on a pack to help with day cares, after school programs, and money to help the school systems out here.............BIG FUCKING JOKE!! All they do is tax the smokers, start another group of beauracrats that pay themselves large salaries and then MAYBE if there is money left over they may help the kids. They haven't did jack shit for the kids with that money.

So now they are going to raise the taxes to the tune of 2.50 a pack out here once again if it's voted on and this money is once again to go to some bullshit program to make fat cats wealthy and the people don't get shit as usual oh and the best part is the hospitals are part of it.........LMFAO!!

So tax a smoker because the illegals can't pay for their health care

I smoke so there for I pay more taxes then most if you include the money on each pack I smoke.

So what are you all going to do once all the smokers quit and they come after your asses to make up for that lost tax revenue?

How about we tax chocolate for the fat fucks that blame their weight on McDonalds, Burger King, Oreos, Snikers..etc..etc?

Lets tax alcohol some more for the misery it brings upon some families when their loved one becomes an alcoholic? I know this for a fact as I was one of those alcoholics...comming up on 12 FUCKING GREAT YEARS in 5 days!!

Now...some will say and they always do "But when you get sick and are dying in the hospital I have to pay for you" Well, if I have HEALTH INSURANCE which I do how the fuck are you paying for me??? You're not so STFU!!

I look at life this way and it makes it a whole lot easier.

God is the Director and we are the Actors and until he says "CUT" on my life then I'm going to enjoy a smoke while I can, I am going to help those less fortunate then myself to pay back for all those years I was a piece of shit drunk. I am going to do my best to be a wonderful person to all of those who cross my path, well that is until they piss me the fuck off!

Do this for those of you who don't smoke and see which hurts your lungs more:

Stand on the busiest corner in your city for four hours and BREATH DEEP during that time standing there as the cars, buses, and trucks go by then go home and see how you feel, how your clothes smell and what comes out of your lungs when you hock a good loogy.


Now, hang around a smoker all day and I mean for 24 hours and see how you feel, smell, etc.

Also remember that there are some who hmmmmmm, how do we put this nicely? Fuck it lets be blunt, there are some people who smoke, who don't brush their teeth, chew gum, suck a mint, and don't wash their ass or clothes and these are the ones that smell like an ashtray, but then again that is THEIR RIGHT!!

You see God gave each one of us the greatest gift of all, but most of us overlook that gift and insist on forcing our own way of thinkinig upon others who really just want to live our life in peace. But we still overlook that little GIFT that we alll take for granted...FREEWILL!!!

Anyhooo....I have to vent a tad bit as when the smoking issue comes up it pisses me the fuck off, if you have not guessed that by now.

Oh...I would also like to add that my best friends 17 year old daughter was killed a month ago by a drunk driver who was going the wrong way on the freeway, not someone smoking a marlboro.

So do I consider myself a good person? YES!! I pay for two peoples stay in the rehab I got sober in each month, I help those less fortunate then myself, I do my best to treat all those who are in my life with respect, dignity..that is unless they are just real fuckityfuckfucks, I have a great work ethic, I don't lie, cheat or steal, I don't pretend to be someone I am not and best of all I tell it like it is which means I don't sugar coat jack shit.

So i'll keep on smoking, I have great insurance that I pay dearly for, and in closing if you ever see me hit by a car, a bus, having a heart attack and I am reaching for my chest help me as I am reaching for a smoke to get one last puff before I DIE!!!

God Bless,

KS
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