OK...as many of you know I'm a recruiter. I see a lot of crazy resumes. Such as McDonald's workers trying to make their job sound extremely professional and such. Anyway....this one we found today tops them all.
I think she might be a bit bitter. I know that the witty people here at TFP can top this one...Come on...post your own sales or related field resumes. I'll do mine later...gotta get back to work before I lose my real job.
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WILL PROVIDE CONSISTENT SEXUAL FAVORS FOR 45K/YR OR MORE
Resume / comments:
I've posted my impressive qualifications for 4 years now. I've researched companies to write outstanding cover letters. I've been professional and enthusiastic at interviews. And I continue to lose jobs I am better qualified for to airheaded little skanks who are willing to give you a happy ending. You win. I'll play your sick little games. Just give me the money so I can pay off my house.
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