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analog · 09-26-2006, 01:26 AM

Ingredients for dealing with dead cat:

1 small bundle combustibles (sticks, anything that will burn)
1 can lighter fluid, gasoline. etc.
1 box of matches
1 dead cat

Arrange combustibles into a pile, preferably on a non-flammable surface and away from flammable things (like your house). Apply lighter fluid. Garnish with dead cat. Apply more lighter fluid. Light match, toss at pile from a safe distance. Enjoy.

Serves all within eyeshot.

(humor aside, cremation is an acceptable and respectful way to rid yourself of a body)

09-26-2006, 01:26 AM	#34 (permalink)
analog Banned	Ingredients for dealing with dead cat: 1 small bundle combustibles (sticks, anything that will burn) 1 can lighter fluid, gasoline. etc. 1 box of matches 1 dead cat Arrange combustibles into a pile, preferably on a non-flammable surface and away from flammable things (like your house). Apply lighter fluid. Garnish with dead cat. Apply more lighter fluid. Light match, toss at pile from a safe distance. Enjoy. Serves all within eyeshot. (humor aside, cremation is an acceptable and respectful way to rid yourself of a body) Last edited by analog; 09-26-2006 at 01:30 AM..