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Old 09-24-2006, 05:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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When I was 12 I was alone one night watching TV. A hard banging at the door woke me from a light nap, so I answered it. Two cops flashed their bright ass light in my eyes and demanded to come in. I asked why, they said they got a report of a party and a noise complaint. I told him to leave me alone, that no one was here. He threatened me with resisting arrest if I did not comply, I got pissed and asked for a warrant to enter, they threatened me again. So I slammed the door on them and ignored their knocking for the next 30min.

Then Freshman year in college I was walking back from the library at 3am and a cop asked to see my ID (flashing that fucking light in my eyes again). I asked why and he said there were reports of strange people on campus. I asked him what's strange about a kid in college with a backpack walking out of a library. He warns me to comply, so I get pissed. I told him he was College Police, not a real cop. I called him SPAM, immitation pig (turns out he was a real cop, just off duty on a second job). So he calls in his pig friends and they surround me as I keep walking back to my dorm. They tell me to stop or face resisting arrest, I tell them they have no right to arrest me. Then I warn them that if they arrest me it's legally abduction and I'd sue. So they let me go.

Then two weeks later I was walking with my friend down the street (2pm), and a cop stops us. He says my friend matches the description of a car theif in the area (he was black, surprise...). So I then told the cop he matches the description of a dick, and told my friend to keep walking. The cop warned us that we were interfering with an investigation, so my friend stops. So I point out that he was wearing slacks and a button up collared shirt with a tie... that not many car theives wear such an outfit. So he got pissed and drove away.

So yeah, I voted used to, but not anymore.
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