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Originally Posted by mtsgsd
The first time I was married I was 26 and working at a store with a lot of retired people doing part time. Several of the old men shared the "bean theory" with me before I was married and it is too true.
Place a bean in a jar every time you have sex with her before you are married. After you marry, take one out every time you have sex with her. You will never empty the jar.  |
I love the 'with her' qualifier on this story. Those old dudes got around, I bet! ;-)
And, for the record, less than once a week... :-( Though it tends to be 'sporadic' - once a day for a few days, then nothing for a couple of weeks. Very disheartening.