Just saw this today--it's not a joke, but it sure made me laugh. Can't swear that it's true, but it's weird enough to be.
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Ok, so some of you may remember that the other day I posted about my car being broken into. The theives broke out a small back window but there was still a bunch of shattered glass around the hole they punched through. I had these dirty boxers in my car and used them to cover my hand so i could knock out the rest of the glass and clean up the big pieces on the floor of the car.
Fast-forward to last night... i had a slight buzz going on and adjourned to the bedroom for a pre-sleep jackoff session. Obviously not thinking, I grabbed the pair of boxers off the top of my hamper as I usually do, not noticing that these were the boxers I used to clean up the glass. I then had a mediocre orgasm and used the glass-boxers as a cum rag
I didn't notice any pain last night, but today my dick kept itching and whenever it would brush against my boxers, i would get a sharp-ass pain. I didn't realize what had happened until I looked closely and saw a few slivers sticking out I was able to pull a few out but I can tell there are still a couple in the shaft, one in my nutsack, and one in the taint. This is a fucking nightmare, I am so uncomfortable and I can't see any of the slivers so I can't get them out. This is probably one of the worst things I've ever done.
Hold me.
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