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Originally Posted by Charlatan
Bernie could never be a witch... she owns dogs.
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well actually charlie, bernie's idol happens to be 'the wicked witch of the west', who never owned a cat in her life, but surrounded herself with flying monkeys. unfortunately, due to zoning laws and such, monkeys were impossible in bernie's neighborhood, so she was relegated to sewing wings on the backs of Gabe and Elroy. thankfully these grafts didn't take, so now, beaten and somewhat bitter, she can only fly around with a six-pack.
of coors lite!