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Nomad · 05-28-2003, 01:18 AM

George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. George told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later George sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happend to you?" asked George. "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asks Bush. The driver replies, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig."

05-28-2003, 01:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nomad Heathen Location: California	George Bush's Driver George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. George told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later George sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happend to you?" asked George. "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asks Bush. The driver replies, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig."