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Originally Posted by ironman
Any man that says he doesn't look porn is a liar, as is any man who says that has never masturbate
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So, I've been told IronMan! Heh.
Oh, he hasn't confessed on the masturbating, but I sincerely hope his is!
If the Boss is looking at porn, I don't know where his is looking at it! It can't be at work (he has no access to internet), he has no magazines..........at least not "those" kind.
I just think since it's not accessible to him, he doesn't look at it.
One night I put all these porn sites in his favorites. He started clicking on BassMasters and all those other sites/boards that he likes to look at and hollers, "DEAR!!!! DEAR!!!!!!" I run into the extra bedroom and say, "What is it?" He says, "What is this? And this? Did you put this on here?" I laugh and said, "Ya dag gum straight, I did!" He grinned and I left him to it.
It wasn't even 5 minutes and he yells, "DEAR!! Get this off of here! Eeeggghh!!" I'm laughing thinking his is joking, right? Well, leave it up to him to get all the huge fat gal ones! How he managed that, I will never know!
When I've mentioned it since, he shakes his head and says, "I ain't taking no more chances dear. That like to have ruined me for life."
Oh brother.