God isn't a genie. Fucking idiot. You can't run out into traffic and say, "In the name of God I stop you, Buick!" and have a car stop. One of God's greatest gifts to us was the intelect to understand the world around us. I understand that I can't breathe water. God made water so that we can't breathe it. This idiot was going against God's laws of resperation and that's that. How do I know all this? I had a revelation last night. Another revelation said to buy Pepsi, but I think that was a commercial.
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