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telemarketer: "hello... is this hank?"
me: "yeah, what do you want?"
tm: "well, this is blah blah blah from blah blah blah and we're offering..."
me: "listen, i'm kinda busy right now, hey, would you know how to get blood out of a carpet?"
tm: "excuse me...?"
me: "yeah blood out of a carpet... i mean a lot of blood... how do you get it out of a carpet? and, i'm in a hurry!!!"
tm: CLICK
10 minutes later...
phone: "is hank there?"
me: "yeah, who's this?"
phone: "this is mike field from the sheriff's office. do you have a problem over there?"
me: "yeah, telemarketers."
phone: (LAFFING HIS ASS OFF!!!)
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