Squirrel: He just ran in front of the car. Looked in the rearview mirror to see his squashed head with a body thrashing behind it.
Squirrel: Ran under the wheel of my bicycle when I was about 8.
Dog: Girl on the side of the road with a dog on a long leash. The dog suddenly darts into traffic and bounces of the rear dog of our car. Dog was fine. We were shaken. Stopped to see if the dog was okay, "Oh... he does this all time." Maybe it's time to get a shorter leash moron.
Frogs: Driving back to the cottage on a dirt road at night. "Does the road look like it's moving?" Stop the car, get out and look. Massive frog migration. Look beind the car, there are two tracks of squished frogs leading back as far as my taillights can illuminate. Wife insists on me driving slow, with her on the road in front, "shooing the frogs out of the way". I just wish I'd had the foresight to install frog lights for such a froggy night.
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