My art teacher was driving to school one day in his F-150 truck. A deer came galloping out into the road like it's only purpose in life was to fucking obliterate sheet metal and actually RAMMED his truck while he was driving down the highway. It's head and antlers busted out the side glass and its head got stuck in the passenger side window. It started going deershit (a la Tommy Boy) and bucking and shit to get itself out of the truck (still traveling at a high rate of speed) and yelling at my art teacher to hit the brakes. It finally pryed itself free and went tumbling out into the brush on the side of the road. I can't remember if it lived or not. Hahahahaha. It actually dented his door pretty badly also.
I ran over a rabbit one time. I cried for like 20 minutes. I felt like a huge pussy.
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Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.
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