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Old 08-29-2006, 10:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Now, I'm not sayin' they're not...but if space aliens are visiting Earth and taking people...then why do they only abduct backwoods country hicks that are drunk off their asses on "corn squeezin's? (no offense intended to drunken backwoods country hicks )

Why aren't they trying to get their hands on some prime specimens, like Denise Richards or Halle Berry or someone along those lines?

Think about it. If these "beings" are intelligent enough to traverse the universe, then why aren't they intelligent enough to recognize that they ain't exactly scooping off the cream of the crop here?
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