Take itty-bitty little hats, and place one snugly on the head of each ant. then put a mirror out by the entrance that they come into your house through. They will see the hats, realise how silly they are, and proceed to cry. If it is scarring enough, they will either commit suicide or seriously rethink their lives. If they do the latter, you may hope that their new, re-thought lives will fit them as born-again christians who do not care a thing for anything except jesus --- including invading your home!
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