I think the trip to Rome one is great... it's like, the kind of thing that someone you were talking to would say in passing, and you'd do a double take... "Did you just say that your grandmother got a wedgie from a NUN?"
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi