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Apparently, choosing the cat at the shelter that was separated from the rest of his litter because he kept them awake all night was Not A Good Idea. This animal starts yelling at around 5:30am, gets hit with a pillow, then comes back around 6:30 or 7, gets whacked with the pillow again, and then will return every two hours just for fun. He also gets up on the dresser, looks at me, and then knocks as much stuff off as he can in the time it takes me to get out of bed and threaten him. His name is Isaac. He knows by my tone if he's in trouble. But if he's really really in trouble, it's a long string of dirty words and that's when he plays "Can't Catch Me!" He likes to knock over any beverage to sample it, fly off the bed and run into the living room... to stare at the ceiling, eats everything including cockroaches, and will knock things off any surface if he's not getting attention. Lately his most oft used nickname is "What the F*ck is Your Problem Now?!"

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