Gee everyone, thanks for all your.... "sympathy"
I tried the Vasoline - that was an interesting experience, to say the least. My balls have certainly never felt quite so... I don't even know what word to use. Lubricated? Slippery? At any rate, I applied it rather liberally (It was probably 1/4 inch thick by the time I was done) and it felt really, really, really nasty after I took like 3 steps. I've never had my balls stick to my leg before, or had something that resembled ball shaped skid marks in the
front of my underwear before.
So, after washing that off, I went out and bought some stuff for a baby's ass. Let me tell you, those little buggers get all the luxuries. My balls feel much, much better. Although there is still slight discomfort, it no longer feels like hell is actually located on my sack.
Thanks for the suggestions guys, myself - and my future children - definately appreciate it
