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Originally Posted by powerclown
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Sure, GHOUL POWER you say, but what of Froggy?????? 
Back to Graham Crackers:
Professor F. Roggenstein of Ghoulardi U. wrote and I quote:
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The power of the graham cracker resides in the honey as a sweetener. Whereas, the sugar cookie's popularity derives from people who have a fondness for sugar and test lower on the Boooowooooowooowooo Amrap Nyucknyucknyuck Test (BAN).
Therefore one must conclude that those who like sugar cookies are of lower Boooowooooowooowooo Amrap Nyucknyucknyuck than the rest of us.
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And did not G. H. Oul of Big Wheat Industries Think Tank write:
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People who prefer sugar cookies have already been swayed by Big Wheat and thus will not notice Big Wheat edging the Amish farmer into extinction.
People who prefer the graham cracker will not notice our bleached wheat flour replacing their graham flour once we get the sugar cookie eaters to bully the graham eaters into their ways of thinking, which in turn is our way of thinking.
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And finally we see the fruition of the plan come to pass with Ow Ow Ow Boomboom CEO of Big Wheat Industries say this in their quarterly report:
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It is our belief, now that we have taken the graham cracker market that the Amish farmer shall turn to the less profitable crops, pumpernickel and rye. They may hurt our net gains in the delis but as for the graham cracker... we are now in control. May God have mercy on them.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"
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