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Originally Posted by Destrox
Do you not wear underwear/boxers? I'm still at a loss of how this even happened....
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I wear boxers. I don't really know how it happened either, but I imagine it might have something to do with how HUGE my balls are.
I'll pick up some hydrocortizone cream, and see how that works.
On a side note, if you think this is funny, I wish you could have heard our conversation last night. I'll try and remember as best I can....
NoSoup: "Dude, I don't even know how the hell I did it, but I think I chaffed my balls. Have you ever had this happen - and what do you do to fix it?"
Friend: *Giggling like a little girl* "No, I can't say I have. I have no idea how to fix it"
NoSoup: "Well, how do you fix other things that get chaffed?"
Friend: "I have no idea. I can't think of anything else that gets chaffed"
NoSoup: *thinking for a moment*
"Neither can I, but it has to be pretty common or I wouldn't even know what chaffed means.
***A few moments pass by, with us both deep in thought***
NoSoup: "Wait, didn't cowboys wear leather chaps to prevent chaffing?"
Friend: "Yeah! I think so"
NoSoup: "Well, there must have been a few cowboys with chafing before they came up with chaps - what the hell did they do?
Friend: "I dunno, maybe they wore a ball sweater"
NoSoup: "A ball sweater? I kinda doubt that, you'd think we would have heard of ball sweaters before."
Friend: "Maybe it's a trade secret"