And, for the future, you can try talc powder when working. It keeps them dry and thus... less chafing.
I hate it for ya dude. Does not sound pleasant... especially the Blistex part
Other then that, Sage has pretty well gotten it covered. Oh... and speaking of covered... let me know when you get that ball sweater ready for market. I like to camp, and that could be very handy for those cold fall mountain nights