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For those of you reluctant to do battle with me, do not fret. You can still desert qpid's army and join the winning team. I understand that it is difficult to go into battle knowing that you and your comrades will be slaughtered, but if you band together with my legion of soldiers, you have nothing to worry about, for we are invincible.
Name the battlefield, qpid, and I will meet you there, with my soldiers standing tall (well, most of them-we began the post-victory celebration last night, and some of them are a little hung over...) behind me. Choose the time, choose the place, give us a disadvantage, it does not matter, for we will be victorious.
I hereby announce that anyone that deserts qpids army to join mine will be given a state in which to reign in, as soon as the war is over. You make the laws, you choose your leaders, and you will be rich beyond your wildest imagination.
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I have an aura of reliability and good judgement.
Just in case you were wondering...
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