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Originally Posted by yournamehere
. . . My wife is going back east in a week to visit her family for 6 whole weeks  . . . |
Well, I put her on a plane this morning, and - against my better judgement- actually ordered one of these tonight.
If I can add to the raving endorsements, it'll be later in the week.
LATER IN THE WEEK:
Didn't give this a bump, because my review is mixed.
I give them an A+ for service - I ordered it Sunday night, and it was at my front door Tuesday afternoon.
As far as the product itself - I think a little firmer material would be more lifelike, but I give them a lot of credit for the "feel." (and the sounds
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As far as being better than a regular onanistic handjob, I would say "different" is more descriptive than "better."
My chief complaint is all the time you need to devote before, during, and after. Wash in warm water; apply lube; keep reapplying lube; add water to lube; wash after use; dry after use; dust with powder after use; wash off everything you touched with all that lube on your hands. . . . . Geez, have they finally made something that will make me say,"No thanks - I'm just too lazy to masturbate?"
As far as being a "better" orgasm - well, sure - the longer it takes and the harder you have to work at busting a nut, the better it feels - and I had to work
really hard.
Now, to be perfectly fair, I will say that perhaps the timing wasn't perfect - I had just indulged in a weekend of self-gratifying debauchery prior to receiving this, so I wasn't exactly in the randiest of moods.
To sum it up - when you absolutely, positively have to rub out a quick one, give me a dry hand and a box of tissues any day. It's just so much easier.
But, as far as simulating intercourse, this is pretty damn good (well, except for that "doesn't have a warm body attached" shortcoming).
One other note, though - I'm kinda glad they didn't have anything like this when I was a 14-year-old virgin - I would've never left my room - probably would have dropped out of school!!
Final score: 92/100
Have I used it a second time yet? No.
Have I thrown it out yet? Hell, no!