Marriage
While I was watching TV this weekend,
my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and
the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation I told her that
I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a
bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.
.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass
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