cookmo

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at
him saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place
where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,
while your partner whipped my ass with wet
celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?"
No, she said... I'm your son's math teacher