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Strepnosticus · 08-06-2006, 05:23 PM

3 mice walk into a biker bar, and sit down at a table.
they start talking about who is the biggest toughest mouse in the bar.
the first mouse slugs down his shot, and drawls...
" When i find a loaded mousetrap, i deliberatly set it off, do thirty reps, and eat the cheese."
sits there with a smug grin on his little whiskery mug.
"Ahh, thats nothin', "says the second mouse."When i find poisoned food, i take it home, grind it up, and use it to sweeten my coffee."
Chugs his shot.
The third mouse is disgusted. "You all are a bunch of pansies!"
He gets up, slugs his shot.
"I'm going home to bang the cat."

08-06-2006, 05:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Strepnosticus Upright	3 mice walk into a biker bar... 3 mice walk into a biker bar, and sit down at a table. they start talking about who is the biggest toughest mouse in the bar. the first mouse slugs down his shot, and drawls... " When i find a loaded mousetrap, i deliberatly set it off, do thirty reps, and eat the cheese." sits there with a smug grin on his little whiskery mug. "Ahh, thats nothin', "says the second mouse."When i find poisoned food, i take it home, grind it up, and use it to sweeten my coffee." Chugs his shot. The third mouse is disgusted. "You all are a bunch of pansies!" He gets up, slugs his shot. "I'm going home to bang the cat."