I had both large toenails completely removed to fix a severe ingrown toenail problem. They've grown back but the procedure has left me with 3 distinct toenails on each big toe: the main one and a smaller one growing perpendicular on either side of each toenail.
When I was about 4 or 5 years old, I peed down the heating vents in my bedroom floor. When winter came and the heater was turned on, I remember my parents complaining about the awful smell coming from the vents. I never told them what I did.
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