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Old 07-29-2006, 07:53 AM   #46 (permalink)
longbough
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Originally Posted by raeanna74
Shoot - I've tried way too many stupid things.

1. 9 volt battery on my wet clit. More OUCH than Ohhh
2. Icyhot on my clit. Nice for the first minute. Then BURN for the next 10 minutes. and washing it off was just as much torture. Warm water felt like it was burning, and cool water felt like ice.
3. In 6th grade I masterbated in a stall in the girls bathroom at school. One of the pranks that girls did was standing on the toilet and pop up over the top of the stalls to peak at each other. One brat did it to me. She was my worst enemy in the class. She caught me and promptly told the teacher. That was a nightmare.
4. Mom caught me masterbating in bed at home.
5. Did it in my bunk in my dorm room at college. Nobody was awake as far as I know.
6. Washed a large cucumber and put it in the microwave for about 15 seconds. Just enough to get it warm. That was a good idea.

I'm sure there's plenty of other crazy stuff I've tried with the goal of getting off in mind. Not all worked but some did and that's the best part.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE ???

I've dated only one girl nutty enough to try stuff that's comparably outlandish (or at least one who'd admit to it) - and we had a blast. Why we didn't work out is a different matter...

I'm still looking for a woman as fun and twisted as I am.
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