I’m sure that would happen in just about any city in America, people are just too unconventional with strangers.
My daughter had two almost three bikes stolen from our place in a two month period. The last time I was coming home and saw someone riding down the street on her bike. I flew into the my driveway and sprinted to the guy. Told him to get FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER’S BIKE. He got off, and told me that I really shouldn’t rush up on people like that. I said, “Fuck you, you piece of shit. You shouldn’t steal little kids bikes” He said, “I didn’t steal it, I found it.” Some people got a lot of nerve.
It felt good saying that, after it happened twice already. It was almost worth him taking it.
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