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New neighbor
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she
started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to
my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment;
she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off
completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best
feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and
solid! Look at my skin-no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming? That was me."
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"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."
Margaret Thatcher
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