We have had two bikes stolen from brazen assholes who went thru our gate, into our backyard and took them-one while we were in a well lit diningroom having dinner.. with the windows open! We never heard it and they had to go behind the Cadillac by the garage.
My kids don't want bikes now.
"Excuse me, sir, you're in an inactive lane."
That needs to be in a rookie training film!! "what's wrong with this scene?"