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maleficent · 07-18-2006, 03:01 AM

a gentleman caller volunteers:

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Back in college, I had a professor (abnormal psych, perhapse?) that was particularly boring. I decided it might be funny to test what we were learning on the poor fellow, so I arranged a small test. Durring class, whenever the prof would approach the left side of the room, several people would quietly and subtely yawn. It was only one or two people at a time, but over the course of the semester, we eventually had the professor confined to the right of the room without his knowledge. What does this have to do with spontanious orgasms? Well, I've tried something similar with my wife.

We've been together now for years, and I know fairly well when she is approaching her climax. Every once in a while, I whisper a secret code word to her very softly as she is approaching or having an orgasm. This had been going on for 7 or 8 months preceeding her birthday last year. My devious plan was to give her one of these fabled orgasms as a birthday surprise. Before her birthday, we were together in bed and getting a bit closer, I tested out the word. Nothing. A few days later, I tried it again. Nothing. I was beginning to curse Pavlov and his stupid dog, but I wasn't ready to give up yet. I tried it again on the morning of her birthday, but no spontanious orgasm. She did get really hot, though. I tried it a few more times, and I noticed that more often than not, she was able to get aroused when the word was mentioned (I have a chart somewhere comparing variables to controls).

I still think, based on her birthday morning, and a few other incodents, that this is possible. I've since fessed up to her (I don't want to seem like a wierdo), and she thought it was hilareous, and really hot. I think she's trying to do it to me now. The problem is that I think the word she's using is "Bush". She has a very quirky sense of humor.