Sage

I know how to fix most things on my car, chage a tire, and keep up with the scores in a football match (soccer for y'all people who don't know any better). I like porn, boobies, and getting laid. I suscribe to Esquire, Playboy, FHM, and Maxim. I have a fully stocked bar in my house, only the finer liquors, and think Cosmos are about as useful as nipples on the Bat-suit. Being in the company of too many women makes me want to slap someone, but I always enjoy hanging out with the guys. I love video games, TV, and steak, and think chocolate is overrated. I majored in Web Design.

I'm also a 38-34-40, and wear underwear from Victoria's Secret, have a closet full of high heels, and get a pap smear every year. I'm very proud to be who I am and refuse to apologize for it. I don't look like Victoria Beckam and am quite happy with that

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