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One shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth!
If I had goods, I'd figure out how to show it off (or not).
About the most I could do is go "commando". Normally, even that doesn't get me anywhere. I went "commando" to a stripbar last night. When the lapdancer figured that out, she wouldn't leave it alone. Five dances later I had a huge wetspot. Good thing it was dark in there!
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"Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege" Irish proverb
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