I'm going to assume I know for sure that I'm the last. That makes this better for me.
1st- do a little grieving. I'm upset that I can't even have my Babes with me. And my TFP has disappeared... fuck.
2nd- drive around town and stock up on guns, ammo, food, and medicine.
3rd- and books. But they won't be the "learn your way to survival" books you guys want. I just want to read entertaining books.
4th- Find motorcycle, reliable/durable car, and a trailer to haul the former, as much gas as I can load in there, and my maintenance supplies..
5th- Travel the country/continent and see all that I can. When I feel I've seen enough, I might decide to try a boat until I find some island. If something goes wrong... at least I'll have gone having seen more of the world and trying to find yet more.
6th- Take naked pictures of myself with a digital camera and upload them everywhere on the internet that I can (before the power goes) with the vaguely morbid title of "Sexiest Man Alive."
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