Stage 1: Go apeshit and do everything I ever wanted, a berzerk and gluttonous King of my own doomed world.
Stage 2: Realize the sheer existential horror of the situation and fall into a deep depression.
Stage 3: Struggle vainly to overcome and repopulate the earth.
Stage 4: Live out the rest of my days coming to terms with myself and trying to make the most of it.
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Join me or die! Can you do any less?
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