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Originally Posted by Painted
One time I fucked my couch.
I heard that if you get a plastic bag and lube it up (I used vegetable oil) and put it in-between the cushions on your couch, you could fuck it like it was a chick.
Didn't work.
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Couch? I thought you were supposed to put it between the box spring and the mattress.
Didn't work either.