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Originally Posted by willravel
... and Katie needs a career booster.
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Yeah, how's
that working out?
There's a great conspiracy theory to be built here. Scientology is rabidly anti-gay, and Tom's their biggest celebrity paritioner. So to clean up the rumors, they conned Katie into marrying him, conned him into doing the sofa dance with Oprah (no not
that sofa dance--he'd prefer Dr. Phil, anyway), and in-Vitroed up a baby for them.
And then yeah, there's something wrong with the child or they lost it in delivery or something. But it would be anti-Scientology for there to be any (gasp) problems in their life, so the whole thing is being covered up...
It's like Michael Jackson's nose--it just keeps getting worse and worse, and every attempt to repair the thing only exacerbates the problem until eventually your baby is held onto your face with gauze and putty.