Nothing beats the classics, though...
"What'sa this?"
"Oh, that? That's the Sanity Clause"
"Ehhh, you can'ta fool me. There'sa no such thing as a Sanity Clause"
"I give you a hint. It's a name of a fish."
A fish? Oh, I got it! A haddock!"
At'sa funny. I got a haddock too. Whatdya take for a haddock?"
"Hold me! Closer! Closer!"
"If I was any closer, I'd be in back of ya."
