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Crack · 07-10-2006, 04:28 AM

He didn't get his money on Friday, so he is a little pissed

Quote:

Dear Brian ,

I got your mail and i am no happy with the ways and manner you are handling this transaction, you promise to send the $550 to the probate attorney on friday, which you have told him and i dont want him to start suspensing your person because he is a well respectable person there in my country. I want to know if you have send the money to him, so for to move to the next level of this transaction, you are wasting time and i am even trying to raise more money to pay for the balance.

For the picture it will not be easy for me over there to get because you are surpose to be in it. You can as well look for a means to get one. I have try my best in assisting you and i know the consequences when thing go wrong with the letter, i am a lawyer by profession which you know, so you do your best and get the picture, you know what it will take you to get your money from the TFP.

Brian, this transaction i brought to you, what a huge sum of amount which you and i know, so i want to know if you are ready to assist me in still paying for the paperworks stating you as the next of kin to my late client, if we are able to make the payment before monday to the probate attorney and he file your application to the bank before the end of next week, you will confirm the funds in your acount and we both will enrich our various family.

I want you to follow my instruction now , you go to the western union offfice as soon as you read this mail and make the transfer of the $550, i will run around and look for loan or where to borrow from to make the full balance.

Thank you for your understanding.

Regards,

Thomas Cole.

And another e-mail from the 'Barrister'

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Attn: Brian Sexton..

Sir,
I want to bring to you that this honourable chamber did not hear from or receive any mail pertain of your promise you make that you will be sending a part of $550 .

I have already book an appiontment with the Directors of foreign operations department in person of Sir Frank Willy that i will be coming to meet in him person on your behalf, to finalise your transfer of your claim to your nominated account.

I have told you representative that this honourable chamber will not be responsible for any wrong so you are advice to comply with us and the bank.

Yours in service,

Barrister Gbnga Tilo

and he is still pissed off (from Monday morning July 10th)

Quote:

Dear Brian,

How are you? why the sudden silence?

Have you make the payment to the probate attorney? This is a new week and we need to conclude this transaction this very week.

Positive response needed.

Regards,

Thomas Cole.

So I respond

Quote:

Good Morning!
I am doing well, there is no sudden silence. I do not have internet access during the weekends, so I am unable to contact you. I am sorry for this, but it cannot be helped. I was in the hospital all weekend with my mother. She has taken a turn for the worse, and might not live out the week. Please pray for her dear sir, pray like you have never prayed before! I know I am.

I have not made the payment to the probate attorney as of yet. I realize that I said I was going to, but I need some sort of knowledge that I will have money coming in when I send in my last $550. Which is why I need you to help me out with the picture for the TFP before I send in the last bit of money I have.
Please sir, I hope this does not fall on deaf ears. But I must tell you, this is my LAST $550. I have no other income, and before I sent it away, I need to know that I will have more coming in. I know that the 11.5 million will be there as well, but I need to have this money from the TFP before I will release the $550. If you can help me out with the picture I was talking about, and get it to me soon, I can send the money out to the probate attorney on the same day. Please good sir, I know this is not what we talked about, but I need this to soothe my mind.
Your savior in jesus, may he always bless your eyes,
Brain

I am not letting him off the hook without my damn picture!